I don’t think my coffee is working. Did you switch to half-caf again?
No way. How about some astrological guidance? Let’s see. . . Here’s Cancer.
Begin an honest discussion.
Well. I’m going to need a little more than that today. Read the others.
You mean the other signs?
Yah. Start from the beginning. I’ll sip, you read. We’ll see what takes.
Okay. Let’s see. . . Ram says once your priorities are straight, it’s smooth sailing. New information is coming to reveal a higher purpose.
Then, according to the bull, an ounce of prevention now will save you lots of headaches later.
The twins suggest adding beauty to your surroundings. The lion suggests exercise.
Who’s this one, Virgo?
Well, she’s saying you’re about to have a change of heart.
Hope so. Keep going.
The goddess of justice wants you to do more research and this scorpion forecasts a gift on the way.
No, it says it may actually look like extra work, at first.
The centaur is of a mind that a good walk can help you process your shifting emotions. . .
Wants to remind you to ask for guidance.
Exactly. Keep it coming.
The sea goat insists on expanding horizons. Plus, standing your ground. But they don’t specify the order of operations on this one, so it’s not exactly––
The water bearer says it’s time to relax your expectations.
Um, others. And there’s one more. This from the fish. They say, whatever you’re doing, it isn’t working. So––
What? I thought these were supposed to be encouraging!
They are. They say try something else.