It’s Antonie Phillips van Leeuwenhoek’s birthday today.
Wait. Does this mean you’re inviting people over? I’m not up for it tonight. I have––
It’s not like I know him, know him. Besides, he died in 1723. It’s just, you know.
I don’t. Who is this guy?
He’s the father of microbiology. Dutch guy. He lived in the same town as Vermeer. Funny, he didn’t even think of himself as a scientist. He was a draper. He wanted to get a better look at the thread, so he worked on making better magnifying lenses.
Is he that guy in Vermeer’s Astronomer?
Some say, even though the resemblance is questionable. What’s funny is he didn’t tell anybody about the lenses. Competition was fierce. But then he had a look at pond water, and he saw all these moving creatures.
Wonder of wonders.
That’s exactly what he said! So, he tells his friend, who is a scientist, and eventually word gets out and he captures the attention of The Royal Society of London.
He published his findings?
Eventually, in letters. He had to be talked into this. He was like, I’m not a scientist, I’m a businessman! They’ll laugh at me! I don’t even know the terminology! But his friend assured him that biologists used mostly made-up words, especially where discoveries were concerned.
Studying biology is like learning a new language.
Okay, he said. I’ll call these little guys animalcules!
That’s the spirit, his friend said. The term is out of fashion now, but it encompassed lots of little creatures: unicellular algae, small protozoa, tiny invertebrates.
All in the pondwater?
At first. Later he turned his lenses on other findings. He found bacteria living in the human mouth and he the guts of animals. Spermatozoa, too, and the banded pattern of muscle fibers.
Well, that’s something.
Isn’t it?! That’s the point! Where everyone else saw nothing, he saw something. His followers called him the first with the power to see.
Well, here’s to you, APL. I’m still not cooking, but I’ll raise a glass.
Something small, maybe?
Hah! Better get your microscope. With the right lens, it’ll be a feast.