What are you looking for?
Time, I was going to reference an old story––
That’s gone out of print. There’s no catching it now,
but get this. A ventriloquist and a bullfighter walk
into a bar and learn that it isn’t one. The place is
a bank now. “I disagree!” remarked one or the other,
you can never tell with ventriloquists. They walked
out dazed, looking for a sign they could read.